LE Francis

The mag-friendly short bio:

LE Francis is a recovering arts journalist writing poetry & fiction of varying length from the rainshadow of the Washington Cascades.

Her work has recently appeared in Elephants Never, Sage Cigarettes, Mookychick, Nightingale and Sparrow, and Marías at Sampaguitas.

Things that are probably true:

  • I’m a millennial that doesn’t gaf about chain restaurants or mayonnaise or golf courses or…
  • I’m second generation trailer trash, but where mom & dad owned their trailer outright, I have to rent.
  • I’m a witch & I’ve turned people into newts but they got better.
  • If I had a time machine I would fight Lord Byron, befriend Keats, and get bombed on laudanum with Coleridge.
  • You want tired archetypes? I’ve got tired archetypes! I’m an Enneagram 4w5; an MBTI INFJ; & a gemini sun, libra moon, & cancer rising (minor fuckboy energy).
  • I sang like five words on a song called Angola once & I’m still plugging it because my brothers are unappreciated geniuses.
  • You don’t, you don’t see me. You don’t see me. You don’t see me at all.
  • If I start reading something & I get distracted or bored, I’ll drop it. But if I start reading something and it’s awful & makes me wish I was dead, I will read it and complain a lot.
  • I can’t digest most food & it sucks.

TLDR: here’s a playlist of songs that get me